Down With "The All New Martha"

Anyone who has been tagged with a small bag of pot, caught driving with just one too many beers under their belt, or any other minor infraction may find themselves in a tight knot when trying to enter from Canada to the USA. The American Customs Agency has very strict rules and regulations for immigrants crossing the border into their country. In fact, you probably won’t get in, especially if you did small jail time for the aforementioned infractions. But what about lovely Martha Stewart? How come she comes up to Canada with our arms opened wide, the red carpet treatment and without a glitch?Martha, the ex convict, told Fortune magazine what she learned in prison was that she “really could not be destroyed” from her cell in what has been dubbed as “Camp Cupcake”, a federal prison where she was treated like royalty.

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